Dirty Warehouse Re-Opening

Dirty Warehouse Re-Opening

Coming Soon!!

We just got a platform last night, and set up a new warehouse (different look that old place, but same theme). The new landlord has been awesome, and made us feel right at home. We spent some time last night and some today getting it ready. The new place is much larger than the old one, so we have to find more dirty stuff for you pervs to do when visiting. Keep an eye out!

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Salamander

Salamander

Bouncer: I found out about the Salamander when I got called to help test out of some of the beds for a future video shoot with PinkKitten Productions. Amy the director/producer of PKP had myself, 2 actresses and another actor testing the 4some poses out. Being the perv that I am, I landmarked the place.

Salamander is like this big space ship thingy that has 4-5 pods with beds attached by walkways to each pod. The ambient sound is like an engine room, very cool to hear at first, but then gets very annoying. Now to the beds. One word JUNK. A great menu on the beds, but your avi will more than likely be buried in the bed. At one point while tulips and I had just barely got started, I asked her to switch beds it was so distracting and annoying. The bed we switched to was a little better, oh, and the music. If you like 80’s crap music, this is your place.I could go on and on, but I'll stop this blog about right here.

Pros: umm...

Cons: to many to list, the worst being the poses just suck.If you need a quick place to have avi sex, choose this last! The voice with tulips was amazing, she came twice.. :o)1/2 stars out of 5.

Tulips:

OK Salamander place hmmmm…. Big Space ship with beds and bad music that’s about all I remember. I wonder if it’s suppose to be like Star Trek "Salamander….. the Final Fuck. These are the escapades of the Perverted, Times. It’s a one night mission : to explore strange, new positions, to seek out new beds and new locations , to boldly go where no man or women has gone before." OK done with the dork moment sorry I had too. The reasons why I don’t remember….. three days… I waited for this with the no touching rule. The time that it took to get to that point of the night even longer. At the end I just wanted it bad.

So like he said beds had a good menu… but they were jacked unless they were quicksand beds and we didn’t know. Oh him asking to move bed mid voice I had to stop and click and it was just getting good. I could care less I don’t really look at the screen I just listen to him but I moved.

Voice was really good…ummm yeah it was hot I came twice

OK so pros: I came twice : – )

Cons: The loud space sounds were annoying and yah it sucked jacked beds even the bed we switched to was bad. My arms were eaten by the bed

So out of 5 orgasms it gets a 1

Taxi to the place http://slurl.com/secondlife/Club4/145/168/22 Incase you want to try it for yourself

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8000 Visitors to Shut Down

8000 Visitors to Shut Down

The Dirty Warehouse was our pet project, and little did we know that we would have almost 8000 visitors in a week. We jumped from the bottom of the search to #3 in no time. I couldn't be more happy with how it was running when someone made a complaint to linden labs. This girl who shall be nameless, first complained to my platform owner, then to LL. Now I know the Dirty Warehouse was in a mature sim, but our landlord didnt have a problem with it, and he actually set us up with renaming the platform and getting us in the search.

Yesterday I get a nasty gram in my email from LL giving me a warning about TOS, so we had to shut it down. Today tulips and I took everything down, deleted the warehouse, and skydived off the platform.

Now the great news!! The Dirty Warehouse V2.0 is in the works. We already picked out the warehouse and have our eye on some land in a adult sim. So give us a few days, and the Dirty Warehouse will be back and running better than ever.

Bouncer & tulips19

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Forced Fantasy Fanatics

Forced Fantasy Fanatics

Bouncer:

So, if you haven't already noticed, we've kind of had a break between reviews. Between setting up the Dirty Warehouse, our hectic schedules at our RL and SL jobs, we are just getting back into our routine. We could do a review on our taxi in the Dirty Warehouse, but it wouldn't be a fair review.

OK, so last night we did a quick search, and tulips found Forced Fantasy Fanatics. We walked around for a little bit, check out the place. I liked the way it was set up, the buildings and layout was pretty cool, awesome textures! We ended up working our way upstairs in one of the buildings, it had a nice bed with one of the better hardcore menu driven beds I've seen in a while. We got started on the bed, and being a bed with a rough menu it didn't take long for us both to get worked up, plus I made tulips promise not to be touching herself all day, so she had some pent up energy that needed releasing. I am not lying when I say, she has the sexiest voice I've ever heard, and hearing her getting close to cumming is fucking hot. and drives me over the edge.
Pros: Great for role play, the layout, buildings are superb, menu driven beds are very good!Cons: this is tough, I was very impressed with the FFF, maybe more animated poses around the area. I give the FFF 4.5 stars!

Tulips:

So are perv time has been a little spaced but in all fairness we have been busy not slacking on it. We did have a really hot night in our taxi at the DW but it’s a biased opinion if we review that place cause it’s our “pervy pride and joy” But I will say it was a very very good night two very cause I cam twice.

So last night while Bouncer was working I scoped out some place. Actually I think Forced Fantasy was the first place I picked. I think to find it in the search I typed Dirty Whore. I didn’t really look around the place that much at all. I just walked straight and headed into what looked to be like the main building and went upstairs to look around. The little “town” had a bar, church, and what looked to be like a motel and then the building we went into.
Before Bouncer got there I tried some of the stuff out alone to see if it was going to be good. I loved it. I like all that rough menu stuff anything involved with being tied up or man handled I’m the first in line. It’s good that he likes it to and isn’t scared to get rough with me or call me nasty names. Now this rule about me not touching myself… OK….I’m not a complete perv so you all don’t need to think I need to touch myself 24/7 or that I have no control over it. It was fun and it made things even hotter and better on my end. Hmmm now what poses did we use I think we started with him just running his hands up and down my breasts and playing with them leading into licking my pussy to me having to have is cock right away. I’m sorry I have no idea what the poses were during fucking I was so not paying attention.

Now my rating I really liked this place it has some good selections with some pretty good menu options I’m going to give it a 4.5 out of 5 orgasms lost a point for the weirdo that kept im’ing me.

surl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Paris%20City/180/20/42

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Over 1000 visits in 2 days!!

Over 1000 visits in 2 days!!

Wow...
I'm blown away that in just over two days there has already been over 1300 visits to the Dirty Warehouse. I'm surpised but extremely happy people are atleast stopping by to see it, and we've noticed quite a few people using it for their enjoyment.
We added a couple new things today, i added a menu driven taxi (which we broke in properly!!) and tulips and I built a new bed for upstairs to add some 3some poses some people had asked about. The bed was a pain in the ass, but we got it done and now its upstairs.
Thanks for stopping by, have fun, leave a tip of so inclined. We want to add more stuff as we go. We got a request today for some orgy poses.

Bouncer

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Introducing.....

Introducing.....

THE DIRTY WAREHOUSE

Tulips:

As you may have noticed there is a bit of a gap in our blogs this past week. No we haven’t stopped being pervy. We were just working on a pervy project and now it’s all done. YAY!!Bouncer pretty much explains it all in the post below so I’m not going to blabber on about it. We were the first ones to test it out though and OK so we only made it to one pose ball. We were on voice it was very hot and I couldn’t hold it in long enough to make it to another one. I’m stopping now before I blab more so here is the info on the project.

Bouncer:

I'm very excited to announce that tulips and I have started our own piece of Second Life perviness. tulips and I had been toying around with the idea for a while to start a pervy warehouse, so we decided to make it happen. We went out and purchased a platform, purchased a grungy warehouse, and started from scratch. I will have to say we modelled the Dirty Warehouse after our own house. We have had our own warehouse for a while, so we kept the theme about the same.

It took us about three days to get everything ready, getting poses, finding props, and working with our land owner to get the group set up, get some more prims, and get the Dirty Warehouse to show up on search. I was actually dancing at one of the clubs I work at when our owner IM'd me and said we where good to go. I was ready to jump off the stage and get over to the warehouse I was so excited. We ran out of prim quickly, and we had a few things to add along with getting a landmark giver and notecard for rules.

We are both extremely proud of what we accomplished, and it was nice to see avi's show up quickly after we showed up in the search. We both realise this is a work in progress, and have more stuff we want to do to make it better. I hope you will stop by and check it out, have fun, bring your friends, mates, significant others. tulips and I didn't open the Dirty Warehouse to make money, we are doing this for fun and for others to enjoy. Our goal is to make enough from tips to pay rent and upgrade and add new props and poses.

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