New Orgy Forest


Bouncer:

OK, so a few months back I think I came across this place, kind of just walked through and checked it out. For some reason we ended up here.


First off, the combination of a forest full of pervy stuff, and store fronts just don't mix. It was just weird. My ultimate goal is to find a place where there are dozens of couples fucking!! Maybe one of our readers will tell me of such a place.Anyhow, back to Orgy Forest. We walked around, finally found this bondage frame thing.


Again I started out teasing tulips, some fingering, oral, voice was very teasing. She finally begged. Voice was hot as hell, almost up there with some of our Thursday day escapades.


Pros: lots of people!! (I still want that giant orgy, and not noobs with noob dicks), good posesCons: damn stores in the middle of a forest? wtf

4 out of 5 stars


Tulips:


So we are on the search of an open place with lots of people fucking and so far our luck has been horrible for finding a place. Some place we went to were weird, some were more like a club with people standing around, some were lag ridden , and some had no voice. We spend about a good half hour maybe longer looking for a place and I think in the end we just give up and go where ever.

So this place is an open area there are merchants set up all around the area which is kind of weird. There are pose balls everywhere which doesn’t necessarily work well for us cause I hate having to stop to change pose balls. There was quite a few people around using a lot of pose balls. I find it funny when we go to an open place like this the im’s I get I get a good laugh reading them when we are done.

So we did end up finding a bondage frame that had a wooden wheel for bracing that had a menu. He started off by telling me to he was going to tease me and make me beg. We started of with the pose of him licking my pussy and he was getting me so turned on and wet. When I thought I had enough teasing and told him I needed his cock in me and he said “ no not yet your going to beg for it” I’ve never gotten so turned on by someone telling me no and I did beg for it. The menu on the frame was OK but not that great there was mostly female oriented poses. After I had cam the first time and he was close we were going to switch to a blow job pose but it didn’t have one and the sawhorse with a menu next to us wasn’t working. So we had to go back to the pose we were on which sucked cause I was looking forward to having his cock in my mouth.

So rating for orgy forest I’m going to be nice and give it a 4 out of five it was kind of what we were looking for but not quite. I also found it weird that there were stores all around the area. The thing that it gets the high rating for from me is cause of voice that night.

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Ogry Island





Bouncer:



To be honest, I don't remember a whole lot about Orgy Island. I guess it didn't leave to much of an impression on me. I know its been a while since we where there, but I remember the other places that where good.



The last two times with tulips I've made a purpose to just tease her like mad, until she truly begs. It works like a charm.



OK..so Orgy Island...blah 1 out 5 starsPros: don't remember, no lasting memorycons: don't remember.









Tulips:

So as much as I hate to say this we love this blog and doing the research but when it comes to the writing of reviews we are such slackers lately. But it would help if we actually had some places that were good and make us want to write right away.
So Orgy Island we went through a lot of places that were crap to get to here which still wasn’t that great of a place. We keep lately ending up at BDSM type places lately I’m not complaining I like being tied up. We were actually looking for an open place with lots of people but this was not it. I flew around and found this castle place close by so we decided to stick here. Looking for a good place takes so long and it’s usually late and it gets frustrating.
So in this place was the usual BDSM set up with the wall mount , the bondage table, and the free standing cross all having cuffs in the menu to use for each item. I didn’t need to get the cuffs I have like a million pairs. We settled on the free standing cross it had a good menu. So because we slack a bit I can’t remember what pose we started on but I do think it was him licking me. The place around where we were was kind of plain had some slave stuff but nothing else that I found interesting.
Voice was hot as usual Bouncer is all about teasing me lately and making me beg. It makes me want his cock even more when he won’t give it to me when I need it. It’s really hard to rate these places cause for me it’s not about where we are doing it that is making it good it’s him on voice that is making it really great.
OK so rating on this place 2 out of 5 orgasms place was very plain and not much around. But like always gets a better rating then it would have cause voice was hot.













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Backwoods Sex





Tulips:



So we have this ritual on a certain day that is soon becoming my favourite days of the week especially the morning. Well Backwoods Sex happened on that day and it was a hot as all the ones before it have been. I think these days are the hottest for sure I don’t have to worry about being loud cause my creepy neighbours are at work.



I found Backwoods again looking while Bouncer was working. I’m becoming a somewhat of a scout for pervy places now I guess. Here is what I am looking for when I look in case you are wondering. I look for a good menu item doesn’t have to be a bed as long as it has a good menu your set. Also I look at the location a spot with a lot of people around makes it hotter as well. What it looks like around doesn’t really matter as I have said many times before I’m not looking at the screen anyway I’m listening to his hot sexy voice.



So Backwoods Sex is a skybox done up I guess like a cabin in the woods setting there is pose balls around outside. Then you walk up a bit from where you land there is a cabin. The cabin had a menu driven movie theatre chair, a menu driven office chair and a menu driven bathroom set. The bathroom set had the toilet, sink, shower and bath tub. We settled on the shower it had a really good menu. This was our first time in a shower. Hmmm I think first pose was me sucking his cock. Then it was all about making me beg for his cock. My mind draws a blank as for the rest of the poses cause this was a hot fuck session and that’s what happens to me I get mush brains.



Anyway Backwoods Sex gets a 5 out of 5 orgasms from me. The shower menu was excellent poses were not jacked and the setting was nice. Plus voice was super hot!



Bouncer:



Like tulips says, we kind of have this Thursday ritual going on. Its my RL day off so we plan on some hot daytime sex, which works out good cause after I get done dancing at one of the clubs I work at, I'm usually wasted.



This is a sky box set up like a cabin in the woods, a decent little set up with some poses around the grounds, and then the cabin. The cabin had a shower in it which we ended up using. I have to say, we haven't done it in a shower/tub yet, so this was a very nice change. I did a lot of teasing, making her beg which she did a lot of. The only I didn't like about the Backwoods sex was they had a vendors booth selling clothes and crap, totally distracted from the theme.



Pros: The shower!! Decent themeCons: vendors signs, some of the trees, grass textures could be better, I give the Backwoods Sex 4 out 5 stars

Taxi to Back Woods Sex----->http://slurl.com/secondlife/Harris%20Dale/138/245/502

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Rough Love-HQ


Bouncer:




So, we have kind of taken a break from blogging, not due to lack of sex, mostly we have been having trouble finding places worth a shit to review. We go to a place, find out it totally sucks, then end up going to the house and fucking.




OK...to the review. Rough Love was this single little two story house, not a lot to it, but the bed upstairs had a rough menu. For some reason, we are getting rougher, not that I'm complaining.


Rough Love HQ is an easy review, the menu driven bed was nice, but the poses where buried in the bed. Other than that, not much else to the place that grabbed my attentionPros: Voice was amazing, rough menu was niceCons: not much else to the place3 stars out of 5 stars




Tulips:

No we haven’t given up or stopped being pervy just got a little lazy when it came to the writing part. Also the time before these two times was at our Dirty Warehouse so we don’t rate it cause it would get 5 out of 5. And the time after these two post was at the DW again so were not putting that in here either.

So Rough Love is a small little house I found while searching for a place while Bouncer worked. I can’t remember what I typed in the search maybe just rough sex. I like things rough so I probably did search that I think I’m always looking for places like that. So the house just had a mat downstairs and a few pose balls. But upstairs there was a bed with a rough menu that caught my attention when I was checking the place out. I don’t remember what poses we used it was a bit ago but from what I can remember they were not bad. The only down side to the bed that we again were sinking in. Does anyone else have this problem or are we an abnormal size?
Anyway quick review for this one. Um voice was very hot but when is it never not hot. I have the BEST voice partner so he makes it so easy and sooo very good. The bed sucked cause of the sinking but the poses in the menu were good. The rough ones were kind of cool.

So Rough Love gets a 3.5 out of 5 orgasms. The menu on the bed was good minus the sinking The place could maybe be a bit bigger when changing poses my cam went way out of the building.





Taxi To Rough Love--->
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Force/111/105/36

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Dirty Warehouse Re-Opening

Coming Soon!!

We just got a platform last night, and set up a new warehouse (different look that old place, but same theme). The new landlord has been awesome, and made us feel right at home. We spent some time last night and some today getting it ready. The new place is much larger than the old one, so we have to find more dirty stuff for you pervs to do when visiting. Keep an eye out!

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Salamander



Bouncer: I found out about the Salamander when I got called to help test out of some of the beds for a future video shoot with PinkKitten Productions. Amy the director/producer of PKP had myself, 2 actresses and another actor testing the 4some poses out. Being the perv that I am, I landmarked the place.

Salamander is like this big space ship thingy that has 4-5 pods with beds attached by walkways to each pod. The ambient sound is like an engine room, very cool to hear at first, but then gets very annoying. Now to the beds. One word JUNK. A great menu on the beds, but your avi will more than likely be buried in the bed. At one point while tulips and I had just barely got started, I asked her to switch beds it was so distracting and annoying. The bed we switched to was a little better, oh, and the music. If you like 80’s crap music, this is your place.I could go on and on, but I'll stop this blog about right here.

Pros: umm...

Cons: to many to list, the worst being the poses just suck.If you need a quick place to have avi sex, choose this last! The voice with tulips was amazing, she came twice.. :o)1/2 stars out of 5.

Tulips:

OK Salamander place hmmmm…. Big Space ship with beds and bad music that’s about all I remember. I wonder if it’s suppose to be like Star Trek "Salamander….. the Final Fuck. These are the escapades of the Perverted, Times. It’s a one night mission : to explore strange, new positions, to seek out new beds and new locations , to boldly go where no man or women has gone before." OK done with the dork moment sorry I had too. The reasons why I don’t remember….. three days… I waited for this with the no touching rule. The time that it took to get to that point of the night even longer. At the end I just wanted it bad.

So like he said beds had a good menu… but they were jacked unless they were quicksand beds and we didn’t know. Oh him asking to move bed mid voice I had to stop and click and it was just getting good. I could care less I don’t really look at the screen I just listen to him but I moved.

Voice was really good…ummm yeah it was hot I came twice

OK so pros: I came twice : – )

Cons: The loud space sounds were annoying and yah it sucked jacked beds even the bed we switched to was bad. My arms were eaten by the bed

So out of 5 orgasms it gets a 1
Taxi to the place http://slurl.com/secondlife/Club4/145/168/22 Incase you want to try it for yourself

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8000 Visitors to Shut Down

The Dirty Warehouse was our pet project, and little did we know that we would have almost 8000 visitors in a week. We jumped from the bottom of the search to #3 in no time. I couldn't be more happy with how it was running when someone made a complaint to linden labs. This girl who shall be nameless, first complained to my platform owner, then to LL. Now I know the Dirty Warehouse was in a mature sim, but our landlord didnt have a problem with it, and he actually set us up with renaming the platform and getting us in the search.

Yesterday I get a nasty gram in my email from LL giving me a warning about TOS, so we had to shut it down. Today tulips and I took everything down, deleted the warehouse, and skydived off the platform.

Now the great news!! The Dirty Warehouse V2.0 is in the works. We already picked out the warehouse and have our eye on some land in a adult sim. So give us a few days, and the Dirty Warehouse will be back and running better than ever.

Bouncer & tulips19

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Forced Fantasy Fanatics


Bouncer:




So, if you haven't already noticed, we've kind of had a break between reviews. Between setting up the Dirty Warehouse, our hectic schedules at our RL and SL jobs, we are just getting back into our routine. We could do a review on our taxi in the Dirty Warehouse, but it wouldn't be a fair review.


OK, so last night we did a quick search, and tulips found Forced Fantasy Fanatics. We walked around for a little bit, check out the place. I liked the way it was set up, the buildings and layout was pretty cool, awesome textures! We ended up working our way upstairs in one of the buildings, it had a nice bed with one of the better hardcore menu driven beds I've seen in a while. We got started on the bed, and being a bed with a rough menu it didn't take long for us both to get worked up, plus I made tulips promise not to be touching herself all day, so she had some pent up energy that needed releasing. I am not lying when I say, she has the sexiest voice I've ever heard, and hearing her getting close to cumming is fucking hot. and drives me over the edge.
Pros: Great for role play, the layout, buildings are superb, menu driven beds are very good!Cons: this is tough, I was very impressed with the FFF, maybe more animated poses around the area. I give the FFF 4.5 stars!


Tulips:


So are perv time has been a little spaced but in all fairness we have been busy not slacking on it. We did have a really hot night in our taxi at the DW but it’s a biased opinion if we review that place cause it’s our “pervy pride and joy” But I will say it was a very very good night two very cause I cam twice.

So last night while Bouncer was working I scoped out some place. Actually I think Forced Fantasy was the first place I picked. I think to find it in the search I typed Dirty Whore. I didn’t really look around the place that much at all. I just walked straight and headed into what looked to be like the main building and went upstairs to look around. The little “town” had a bar, church, and what looked to be like a motel and then the building we went into.
Before Bouncer got there I tried some of the stuff out alone to see if it was going to be good. I loved it. I like all that rough menu stuff anything involved with being tied up or man handled I’m the first in line. It’s good that he likes it to and isn’t scared to get rough with me or call me nasty names. Now this rule about me not touching myself… OK….I’m not a complete perv so you all don’t need to think I need to touch myself 24/7 or that I have no control over it. It was fun and it made things even hotter and better on my end. Hmmm now what poses did we use I think we started with him just running his hands up and down my breasts and playing with them leading into licking my pussy to me having to have is cock right away. I’m sorry I have no idea what the poses were during fucking I was so not paying attention.

Now my rating I really liked this place it has some good selections with some pretty good menu options I’m going to give it a 4.5 out of 5 orgasms lost a point for the weirdo that kept im’ing me.




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Over 1000 visits in 2 days!!

Wow...
I'm blown away that in just over two days there has already been over 1300 visits to the Dirty Warehouse. I'm surpised but extremely happy people are atleast stopping by to see it, and we've noticed quite a few people using it for their enjoyment.
We added a couple new things today, i added a menu driven taxi (which we broke in properly!!) and tulips and I built a new bed for upstairs to add some 3some poses some people had asked about. The bed was a pain in the ass, but we got it done and now its upstairs.
Thanks for stopping by, have fun, leave a tip of so inclined. We want to add more stuff as we go. We got a request today for some orgy poses.

Bouncer

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Introducing.....


THE DIRTY WAREHOUSE


Tulips:


As you may have noticed there is a bit of a gap in our blogs this past week. No we haven’t stopped being pervy. We were just working on a pervy project and now it’s all done. YAY!!Bouncer pretty much explains it all in the post below so I’m not going to blabber on about it. We were the first ones to test it out though and OK so we only made it to one pose ball. We were on voice it was very hot and I couldn’t hold it in long enough to make it to another one. I’m stopping now before I blab more so here is the info on the project.



Bouncer:


I'm very excited to announce that tulips and I have started our own piece of Second Life perviness. tulips and I had been toying around with the idea for a while to start a pervy warehouse, so we decided to make it happen. We went out and purchased a platform, purchased a grungy warehouse, and started from scratch. I will have to say we modelled the Dirty Warehouse after our own house. We have had our own warehouse for a while, so we kept the theme about the same.


It took us about three days to get everything ready, getting poses, finding props, and working with our land owner to get the group set up, get some more prims, and get the Dirty Warehouse to show up on search. I was actually dancing at one of the clubs I work at when our owner IM'd me and said we where good to go. I was ready to jump off the stage and get over to the warehouse I was so excited. We ran out of prim quickly, and we had a few things to add along with getting a landmark giver and notecard for rules.


We are both extremely proud of what we accomplished, and it was nice to see avi's show up quickly after we showed up in the search. We both realise this is a work in progress, and have more stuff we want to do to make it better. I hope you will stop by and check it out, have fun, bring your friends, mates, significant others. tulips and I didn't open the Dirty Warehouse to make money, we are doing this for fun and for others to enjoy. Our goal is to make enough from tips to pay rent and upgrade and add new props and poses.

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Lovers Lane

Bouncer:

So last night tulips and I went scouting for some place to research, normally we wouldn't do that, but we wanted it to be a fun night. The two places we scouted out sucked, lag was horrible so we didn't stay. I ended up just picking another name from our list and went. We ended up at Lovers Lane, a sky box set up like a park/forest. It had a couple sex gen cars, and poses everywhere. We clicked on a few poses looking around and finally hopped on the first poses, a BJ. Things heated up fast, I had been emoting and flirting with tulips all night so we where more than ready.

We moved from the first pose to a reverse cowgirl pose, which I love. When I had been messing with tulips earlier in the night, I actually told her that I wanted to fuck her this way. The pose was just random luck since they aren’t labelled, but I think it was meant to happen. That is how we finished up, both of us cumming with her riding my cock. There was probably 8-10 people at Lovers Lane most of the time we where there.

Pros: Lovers Lane was set up very nice. The props, the ambient sounds (sounded like you where in the woods), sex gen cars had great animations, no lag, lots of avi traffic.

Cons: none I can think of! I give Lovers Lane 5 out of 5 stars.

Tulips:

So before settling on the place we reviewed tonight we tried a couple places on out list to find a good one. The three places we checked out were all laggy and not very well put together. Plus is was taking us time and I wanted to give up and just do voice already it had been a bit since the last time we did voice. Soooo I didn’t care where as long as he fucked me. Like I said before I don’t care where could be in a dumpster as long as we have voice I’m good.

This place was a kind of set up like the Cum -N – Go Diner the place we reviewed before. Same idea a lot of pose balls everywhere which kinda gives me a hard time but it was ok tonight. We only made it to two pose balls. I don’t think we ever make it past two balls when were at a place like this. I’m not complaining it’s a good thing then I don’t have to keep starting and stopping. There was to vehicles set up with sex poses as well a car and a truck. There was also a washroom set up with the pose balls too. This place has a higher traffic flow then I think any of the places we’ve been there was people popping in left and right. There was a mistress, slave and well a “noob” using the pose balls as well. Mostly everyone else that was there was just sitting around observing I guess.

So when we get to a location we always give it the once around looking around to see what it has to offer. We decided on a blow job pose to start. It was a good pose set up well didn’t need any adjusting. As per usual things heat up fast and I beg for his cock. So we take our “research” session over to the couch. He had told me at the beginning of the night he wanted me riding him so he could see his cock sliding into my pussy. There was a couch over in the corner perfect for that so we stayed there. I actually think the pose was set up for one girl and three guys but it worked. I guess just watch that noobs hop on the pose balls. This was a good pose and with him on voice omg well it was awesome. I’m just saying if you have the option of voicing and your not you don’t know what your missing. It could just be that I have an amazing voice partner.

So my rating for the is 4.5 out of 5 orgasms the place was really well put together. High traffic flow if you like being watched. The poses we tired weren’t jacked up the place was lag free. Also once again the voice was hot.


http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bolton/10/178/1765 taxi to Lovers Lane

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Hard Alley Submission Room




Bouncer:
Hard AlleyOK, so all the avi sex tulips and I have fried my hard drive in my other laptop, due to RL work it took me a few days to finally get to the store and get a computer that is set up for gaming. My old laptop was set up for anything but internet and basic document crap. Any how, got me a computer now that doesn't try and crash every time I open SL.Last night was my first night back. I made sure I didn't schedule any dancing at the two clubs I work at. We went dancing for a bit at a very noob club, but I made back the linden I spent on the DJ and a dancer. Tulips emoted in open chat just messing around because no one would talk. I was busy reading the 50+ notecards trying to get caught up.We get back to the warehouse and I tell her to get in her school girl outfit, which is hot as fuck on her body. We decided to head down to Hard Alley. We have been there a couple times, but mainly looking around. We get into the one office and the poses in the desk sucked!! So we walked around, checking out some of the other rooms. We finally get into the punishment room, and tulips being the dirty girl she is, was told to get on a bench looking thing. Voice was working for us, after I figured out I needed to turn my mute button off (I had a blonde moment and had it on mute). Things got hot quick! We hadn't seen each other in a almost a week, so fucking is what we both had on our minds all night. I had her spread out on the table, teasing her at first, until I made her beg for my cock. I love to hear her beg! The poses actually turned out to be pretty good on this machine. Having her wear that hot little skirt, made for more fun as I teased her. Voice was amazing!! and doggie with her skirt on looked hot! Oh...and knowing some girl was sitting there watching us made it even more fun.So rating Hard Alley:pros: great theme and set up for the RPers, lots of pose ballscons: some of the poses are outdated, and jacked up, LAG was BAD! I would rate Hard Alley 3.5 out 5 stars. Get rid of the lag, and update/fix the poses would get another point. We never checked out the basement, that's for another day.

Tulips:
Soooo… It was a long five days for me to wait. My lindens took a beating I don’t think I ever shopped so much and if you asked me what I bought I don’t remember. I couldn’t wait for him to come back. I missed him and his voice.
We decided to do a little dirty school girl and teacher role play. While I was getting changed into my school girl outfit he was trying his voice. So I see his voice box moving and I turn my volume up I swear he sounded like the devil. He kept trying everything but nothing worked. I told him instead of having wet dreams he was going to give me nightmares. Soooo I get to hear my favourite 5 letter word relog. So after he relogs he comes back and is still the devil until he realizes that he didn’t have his mic on and it was the built in mic in the laptop.
So once everything was in working order we head to hard alley. Contrary to what he says he have been there before to look around but we have been there before to fuck in the janitors room. He has a bad memory I guess cause I crashed that night mid fucking and it was late so we didn’t bother finishing. I have like a million landmarks from hard alley of places we had checked out before. So we were going to check out the wardens office. It had some poses balls every where but like I said in previous blogs pose balls don’t work that great if your hands are busy. We like something with a menu and he usually controls it cause both my hands are busy. The menu on the desk was bad so we checked out the library but it was about the same. We walked down the hall a bit and discovered the submission room.
We never usually waste and time and got right down to it. I think both if us had been waiting for it for most of the night. I like the whole submission and bondage thing so this was a fun place for me the poses were really good. Him telling me what to do was a huge turn on and he is talking nastier to me which I love. It was quite laggy there so for some of the poses he looked like he was just standing.When we had just started this naked women came in and sat and watched us for a bit. She left mid way though I think she got bored though cause we were on voice and not typing in local like I think most do there.
It got really hot really fast and didn’t take me long to beg for his cock. All the teasing had me so turned on I could barely stand it . I need his cock in me right that very second. We stayed for a bit after and checked out some other rooms there is some really good things in the other rooms as well that we still can check out and try sometime.
My rating for hard alley submission room is 4 out of 5 orgasms . It lost a point for the lag which made poses take forever to change to. But over all it was good hell I had waited for voice 5 days we could have been in a dumpster and I would have given it the same review. I was just concerned with voicing.

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Cum-N-Go Diner




Bouncer--

So yesterday we threw about 10 names of some places on a notecard, and tulips picked a number between 1 and 10. We ended up heading to the Cum-n-Go Diner. Before heading to the Diner, we double checked to make sure our voice was working, with only one relog on my part it worked fine. I swear SL hates me sometimes when trying to go voice.

We get to the diner which is actually a skybox set up with an old fashioned diner, a car and sex poses spread out around the land. We end up checking out a few poses, voice was working great, so we get naked and settle on a 69 pose on the floor of the diner. Things get heated up really quick as the usually do, and guess what? We start having problems with voice. I guess the skybox was set up for no voice, so we both start having trouble. Tulips was very heated up, about to cum, and SL plays its evil trick on us and takes away our talking. Needless to say, that pretty much killed the mood for both of us, so we headed home as it was super late for both of us. Both of had danced at the clubs we work at, so it was late when we got started.

Rating the Cum-N-Go diner is going to be tough for me. The place has a bunch of
potential, but no voice for us sucks. For you emoters, there is plenty of poses to have fun on.

I give the Cum-N-Go 2 out 5 Stars. If they do away with the no voice, that would have brought their score up to probably 3.5 stars.


Tulips:

Cum –N- Go Diner was one of the places I had picked for the list from the random search. It looked interesting from the brief description in the search. I went ahead of time to check the place out to make sure it wasn’t a dud. There was a a few people there just standing around. When we went there together there was no one around at first I don’t know if he noticed but I did. Someone popped in mid 69 and said “Oh look a floor show”. Also if you look closely in the pic looks like a slave kneeling on the ground.

I liked the fact that the place was very open concept. If you’re looking for privacy not the place to go. There was pose balls set out everywhere throughout the sky box a good variety of them which is great. But if you’re like us and your hands are busy not so great cause you’d have to stop to click to get to a different pose ball set. So if you take the hands on approach you’re going to kind of half to stick to one pose which is what we did the 69.

Now the evil that was spoken about above. I NEVER EVER have trouble with voice never it’s always him. Like he said we did voice check before we got there this is a good idea since somebody has voice problems. So we get naked and hop on the pose ball things get hot fast ...Umm it always gets hot fast. The pose was good and voice was going really good... then all of a sudden I hear nothing. So I slow it down because I thought maybe he crashed and would be right back but he didn’t vanish. So I had to stop (ugh)and type to see what is going on and discover we have no voice .Needless to say a mood killer of all times to lose voice right at that moment when he had me just on the edge of cumming.

So we tp’d home to check voice there and nothing. I believe I might have mumbled that I fucking hated that place. So he relogged maybe twice I don’t know it was very late at this time. Relogging didn’t help and mine was still all messed up so... we scratched that and logged.

So my rating for the diner is not going to be a nice one at all. It gets a 1 out of 5orgasms It gets the one cause it was good until we lost the voice.


http://slurl.com/secondlife/Liberty%20Central%20SE/20/158/752 <- Cum-N-Go Diner

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Bouncers 2nd Movie

This is my second movie with PKP "Boardromm Meat-ing". I met with Charmaine prior to the movie to just BS, and get to know her. She hadnt done a movie yet, and it was more of a meet and greet to help her relax.

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Bouncer's First Movie

This is my first movie with PinkKitten Productions "Brandy gets Bounced". Tulips and I thought it would be something fun to do, and our ultimate goal is to do a film together. I'd like to thank amykitten Parx, she is the director/producer/owner of PKP.



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Tulips first XXX movie

My First move with Pinkkitten Productions




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Jerkwater Porn Cinema

Bouncer:

I'd like to preface this review of the Jerkwater Porn and Orgy Room by saying that I look forward to blogging about our exploits around some of the sims in Second Life. I've been on SL for almost two years now, but until I met my perv in crime tulips, I hadn't done a lot of hands on stuff.

If any of you find you our little blog and want to recommend some places, please let us know. We are always exploring and looking for new places, and ways to expand our perviness. When tulips and I hit these places, we use voice in SL to talk to each other. Voice may not be your thing, maybe it’s emoting to each other, and whatever floats your boat. We enjoy voice with each other, and it’s a total turn on for both of us.

Ok to my review!

Since this was going to be our first blog, we decided to hit a place we had already been to. As tulips said, "baby steps" Once I was able to un-fuck my internet problems recently (DSL in rural bumfuck sucks), I have been able to watch streaming media in SL. I think we have been to Jerkwater two or three times now. Tonight was probably the most intense night.

The theatre is set up like any regular cinema; most of the theatre seats I clicked on are set up with poses in them. There are single seats, couple seats, a bed up at the top of the theatre, and some standing poses along the back of the theatre. In front of the theatre screen are tons of couple and orgy poses.

Tonight was the busiest night of the three times we have been there. There were two other couples having fun, and a few singles sitting in the theatre watching porn. (see photo, you can see one of the other couples) There are always people coming in and out, checking the place out and then leaving.

The theatre screen is very easy to use and there are directions on the wall on how to operate and select from over 30 movies. The good thing about the screen system is each avi in the theatre controls what he/she watches. Tulips and I picked the same movie and hit play at the same time, so we are both watching the same movie.

Out of the three times we have been to the Jerkwater, tonight was the most intense. She was very vocal tonight which a total turn is on. Of course hearing her voice is always a turn on!

We also had quite a few laughs after we got done fucking. I love noobs to death, I will actually go out of my way to help them out by passing skins, shapes, clothes, dances, whatever I have that transfers to help them get off to a good start on SL, but beware of noob men slapping on their freebie cock and trying to jump into the action, especially on some of the orgy poses.

(rating 4 out of 5 Stars) newer porn flicks would have got a 5 Star rating from me. I'm positive this won't be the last time we hit the Jerkwater.

Tulips:

Ok, first off I want to start off by saying that I’m not a partner in crime. I was an innocent girl until I was lead to the evil side and corrupted by the perv that gave you the review above. I proudly took off my halo when I had a taste of sin it was just too hard to resist. I’m super excited about this blog we always have so much fun on our sexual expeditions. It will be awesome to share some with other pervs so you can hopefully have the fun we do. I can’t wait to hear your comments and what places you enjoy spending your time at while you get your perv on in Second Life.

I’m going to try and review the best I can my brain gets a little mush on these adventures I’m usually pretty preoccupied. My reviews are probably going to be a lot shorter than his because of this. So as per usual we always have a rocky start on our fucking escapades. I get to hear my favourite word from Bouncer “relog” about 3 times before we actually get to start anything. So problems fixed we had to Jerkwater Porn Cinema and Orgy Room.

We have been here I think maybe two other times before to have fun and maybe a couple times just to check it out before. Both times that we have been there to fuck we sit in the front row it has a seat with a very good menu. Some of the menu choices include: cuddling, kissing, rubbing, sucking, eating, and bouncing. Between the video on the screen and what’s being said on voice it got heated fast. I think we only got to actually use two poses sucking and bouncing. We have tried the other poses previous times we had been there and I can assure you they are pretty good.

Most of the movie selection I would say has to be from the late 80’s early 90’s. So try and set your giggles and bad hair comments aside to enjoy the sexual aspect of the film. I would suggest previewing them before you pick one then you don’t get stuck with a cheesy one. It’s nice that you’re not forced to watch whatever one else in the theatre wants to watch it makes the experience a bit more personal.

Since not all of you use voice when being intimate with your partners your experience may be very different than ours. If you have the option and are not scared to you should definitely try voice I find it such a turn on. Well, Bouncer makes it a huge turn on he knows me enough by now to know what buttons to hit to drive me over the edge.

(rating out of 4.5 out of 5 orgasms) I gave it an extra .5 because voice was hot that night!

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