Saturday, January 16, 2010
Jerkwater Porn Cinema
Bouncer:
I'd like to preface this review of the Jerkwater Porn and Orgy Room by saying that I look forward to blogging about our exploits around some of the sims in Second Life. I've been on SL for almost two years now, but until I met my perv in crime tulips, I hadn't done a lot of hands on stuff.
If any of you find you our little blog and want to recommend some places, please let us know. We are always exploring and looking for new places, and ways to expand our perviness. When tulips and I hit these places, we use voice in SL to talk to each other. Voice may not be your thing, maybe it’s emoting to each other, and whatever floats your boat. We enjoy voice with each other, and it’s a total turn on for both of us.
Ok to my review!
Since this was going to be our first blog, we decided to hit a place we had already been to. As tulips said, "baby steps" Once I was able to un-fuck my internet problems recently (DSL in rural bumfuck sucks), I have been able to watch streaming media in SL. I think we have been to Jerkwater two or three times now. Tonight was probably the most intense night.
The theatre is set up like any regular cinema; most of the theatre seats I clicked on are set up with poses in them. There are single seats, couple seats, a bed up at the top of the theatre, and some standing poses along the back of the theatre. In front of the theatre screen are tons of couple and orgy poses.
Tonight was the busiest night of the three times we have been there. There were two other couples having fun, and a few singles sitting in the theatre watching porn. (see photo, you can see one of the other couples) There are always people coming in and out, checking the place out and then leaving.
The theatre screen is very easy to use and there are directions on the wall on how to operate and select from over 30 movies. The good thing about the screen system is each avi in the theatre controls what he/she watches. Tulips and I picked the same movie and hit play at the same time, so we are both watching the same movie.
Out of the three times we have been to the Jerkwater, tonight was the most intense. She was very vocal tonight which a total turn is on. Of course hearing her voice is always a turn on!
We also had quite a few laughs after we got done fucking. I love noobs to death, I will actually go out of my way to help them out by passing skins, shapes, clothes, dances, whatever I have that transfers to help them get off to a good start on SL, but beware of noob men slapping on their freebie cock and trying to jump into the action, especially on some of the orgy poses.
(rating 4 out of 5 Stars) newer porn flicks would have got a 5 Star rating from me. I'm positive this won't be the last time we hit the Jerkwater.
Tulips:
If any of you find you our little blog and want to recommend some places, please let us know. We are always exploring and looking for new places, and ways to expand our perviness. When tulips and I hit these places, we use voice in SL to talk to each other. Voice may not be your thing, maybe it’s emoting to each other, and whatever floats your boat. We enjoy voice with each other, and it’s a total turn on for both of us.
Ok to my review!
Since this was going to be our first blog, we decided to hit a place we had already been to. As tulips said, "baby steps" Once I was able to un-fuck my internet problems recently (DSL in rural bumfuck sucks), I have been able to watch streaming media in SL. I think we have been to Jerkwater two or three times now. Tonight was probably the most intense night.
The theatre is set up like any regular cinema; most of the theatre seats I clicked on are set up with poses in them. There are single seats, couple seats, a bed up at the top of the theatre, and some standing poses along the back of the theatre. In front of the theatre screen are tons of couple and orgy poses.
Tonight was the busiest night of the three times we have been there. There were two other couples having fun, and a few singles sitting in the theatre watching porn. (see photo, you can see one of the other couples) There are always people coming in and out, checking the place out and then leaving.
The theatre screen is very easy to use and there are directions on the wall on how to operate and select from over 30 movies. The good thing about the screen system is each avi in the theatre controls what he/she watches. Tulips and I picked the same movie and hit play at the same time, so we are both watching the same movie.
Out of the three times we have been to the Jerkwater, tonight was the most intense. She was very vocal tonight which a total turn is on. Of course hearing her voice is always a turn on!
We also had quite a few laughs after we got done fucking. I love noobs to death, I will actually go out of my way to help them out by passing skins, shapes, clothes, dances, whatever I have that transfers to help them get off to a good start on SL, but beware of noob men slapping on their freebie cock and trying to jump into the action, especially on some of the orgy poses.
(rating 4 out of 5 Stars) newer porn flicks would have got a 5 Star rating from me. I'm positive this won't be the last time we hit the Jerkwater.
Tulips:
Ok, first off I want to start off by saying that I’m not a partner in crime. I was an innocent girl until I was lead to the evil side and corrupted by the perv that gave you the review above. I proudly took off my halo when I had a taste of sin it was just too hard to resist. I’m super excited about this blog we always have so much fun on our sexual expeditions. It will be awesome to share some with other pervs so you can hopefully have the fun we do. I can’t wait to hear your comments and what places you enjoy spending your time at while you get your perv on in Second Life.
I’m going to try and review the best I can my brain gets a little mush on these adventures I’m usually pretty preoccupied. My reviews are probably going to be a lot shorter than his because of this. So as per usual we always have a rocky start on our fucking escapades. I get to hear my favourite word from Bouncer “relog” about 3 times before we actually get to start anything. So problems fixed we had to Jerkwater Porn Cinema and Orgy Room.
We have been here I think maybe two other times before to have fun and maybe a couple times just to check it out before. Both times that we have been there to fuck we sit in the front row it has a seat with a very good menu. Some of the menu choices include: cuddling, kissing, rubbing, sucking, eating, and bouncing. Between the video on the screen and what’s being said on voice it got heated fast. I think we only got to actually use two poses sucking and bouncing. We have tried the other poses previous times we had been there and I can assure you they are pretty good.
Most of the movie selection I would say has to be from the late 80’s early 90’s. So try and set your giggles and bad hair comments aside to enjoy the sexual aspect of the film. I would suggest previewing them before you pick one then you don’t get stuck with a cheesy one. It’s nice that you’re not forced to watch whatever one else in the theatre wants to watch it makes the experience a bit more personal.
Since not all of you use voice when being intimate with your partners your experience may be very different than ours. If you have the option and are not scared to you should definitely try voice I find it such a turn on. Well, Bouncer makes it a huge turn on he knows me enough by now to know what buttons to hit to drive me over the edge.
(rating out of 4.5 out of 5 orgasms) I gave it an extra .5 because voice was hot that night!
I’m going to try and review the best I can my brain gets a little mush on these adventures I’m usually pretty preoccupied. My reviews are probably going to be a lot shorter than his because of this. So as per usual we always have a rocky start on our fucking escapades. I get to hear my favourite word from Bouncer “relog” about 3 times before we actually get to start anything. So problems fixed we had to Jerkwater Porn Cinema and Orgy Room.
We have been here I think maybe two other times before to have fun and maybe a couple times just to check it out before. Both times that we have been there to fuck we sit in the front row it has a seat with a very good menu. Some of the menu choices include: cuddling, kissing, rubbing, sucking, eating, and bouncing. Between the video on the screen and what’s being said on voice it got heated fast. I think we only got to actually use two poses sucking and bouncing. We have tried the other poses previous times we had been there and I can assure you they are pretty good.
Most of the movie selection I would say has to be from the late 80’s early 90’s. So try and set your giggles and bad hair comments aside to enjoy the sexual aspect of the film. I would suggest previewing them before you pick one then you don’t get stuck with a cheesy one. It’s nice that you’re not forced to watch whatever one else in the theatre wants to watch it makes the experience a bit more personal.
Since not all of you use voice when being intimate with your partners your experience may be very different than ours. If you have the option and are not scared to you should definitely try voice I find it such a turn on. Well, Bouncer makes it a huge turn on he knows me enough by now to know what buttons to hit to drive me over the edge.
(rating out of 4.5 out of 5 orgasms) I gave it an extra .5 because voice was hot that night!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tainted%20Love/219/234/54 <-- to Jerkwater
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