PERVERTED TIMES: January 2010

Lovers Lane

Bouncer:

So last night tulips and I went scouting for some place to research, normally we wouldn't do that, but we wanted it to be a fun night. The two places we scouted out sucked, lag was horrible so we didn't stay. I ended up just picking another name from our list and went. We ended up at Lovers Lane, a sky box set up like a park/forest. It had a couple sex gen cars, and poses everywhere. We clicked on a few poses looking around and finally hopped on the first poses, a BJ. Things heated up fast, I had been emoting and flirting with tulips all night so we where more than ready.

We moved from the first pose to a reverse cowgirl pose, which I love. When I had been messing with tulips earlier in the night, I actually told her that I wanted to fuck her this way. The pose was just random luck since they aren’t labelled, but I think it was meant to happen. That is how we finished up, both of us cumming with her riding my cock. There was probably 8-10 people at Lovers Lane most of the time we where there.

Pros: Lovers Lane was set up very nice. The props, the ambient sounds (sounded like you where in the woods), sex gen cars had great animations, no lag, lots of avi traffic.

Cons: none I can think of! I give Lovers Lane 5 out of 5 stars.

Tulips:

So before settling on the place we reviewed tonight we tried a couple places on out list to find a good one. The three places we checked out were all laggy and not very well put together. Plus is was taking us time and I wanted to give up and just do voice already it had been a bit since the last time we did voice. Soooo I didn’t care where as long as he fucked me. Like I said before I don’t care where could be in a dumpster as long as we have voice I’m good.

This place was a kind of set up like the Cum -N – Go Diner the place we reviewed before. Same idea a lot of pose balls everywhere which kinda gives me a hard time but it was ok tonight. We only made it to two pose balls. I don’t think we ever make it past two balls when were at a place like this. I’m not complaining it’s a good thing then I don’t have to keep starting and stopping. There was to vehicles set up with sex poses as well a car and a truck. There was also a washroom set up with the pose balls too. This place has a higher traffic flow then I think any of the places we’ve been there was people popping in left and right. There was a mistress, slave and well a “noob” using the pose balls as well. Mostly everyone else that was there was just sitting around observing I guess.

So when we get to a location we always give it the once around looking around to see what it has to offer. We decided on a blow job pose to start. It was a good pose set up well didn’t need any adjusting. As per usual things heat up fast and I beg for his cock. So we take our “research” session over to the couch. He had told me at the beginning of the night he wanted me riding him so he could see his cock sliding into my pussy. There was a couch over in the corner perfect for that so we stayed there. I actually think the pose was set up for one girl and three guys but it worked. I guess just watch that noobs hop on the pose balls. This was a good pose and with him on voice omg well it was awesome. I’m just saying if you have the option of voicing and your not you don’t know what your missing. It could just be that I have an amazing voice partner.

So my rating for the is 4.5 out of 5 orgasms the place was really well put together. High traffic flow if you like being watched. The poses we tired weren’t jacked up the place was lag free. Also once again the voice was hot.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bolton/10/178/1765 taxi to Lovers Lane

Hard Alley Submission Room

Bouncer:
Hard AlleyOK, so all the avi sex tulips and I have fried my hard drive in my other laptop, due to RL work it took me a few days to finally get to the store and get a computer that is set up for gaming. My old laptop was set up for anything but internet and basic document crap. Any how, got me a computer now that doesn't try and crash every time I open SL.Last night was my first night back. I made sure I didn't schedule any dancing at the two clubs I work at. We went dancing for a bit at a very noob club, but I made back the linden I spent on the DJ and a dancer. Tulips emoted in open chat just messing around because no one would talk. I was busy reading the 50+ notecards trying to get caught up.We get back to the warehouse and I tell her to get in her school girl outfit, which is hot as fuck on her body. We decided to head down to Hard Alley. We have been there a couple times, but mainly looking around. We get into the one office and the poses in the desk sucked!! So we walked around, checking out some of the other rooms. We finally get into the punishment room, and tulips being the dirty girl she is, was told to get on a bench looking thing. Voice was working for us, after I figured out I needed to turn my mute button off (I had a blonde moment and had it on mute). Things got hot quick! We hadn't seen each other in a almost a week, so fucking is what we both had on our minds all night. I had her spread out on the table, teasing her at first, until I made her beg for my cock. I love to hear her beg! The poses actually turned out to be pretty good on this machine. Having her wear that hot little skirt, made for more fun as I teased her. Voice was amazing!! and doggie with her skirt on looked hot! Oh...and knowing some girl was sitting there watching us made it even more fun.So rating Hard Alley:pros: great theme and set up for the RPers, lots of pose ballscons: some of the poses are outdated, and jacked up, LAG was BAD! I would rate Hard Alley 3.5 out 5 stars. Get rid of the lag, and update/fix the poses would get another point. We never checked out the basement, that's for another day.

Tulips:

Soooo… It was a long five days for me to wait. My lindens took a beating I don’t think I ever shopped so much and if you asked me what I bought I don’t remember. I couldn’t wait for him to come back. I missed him and his voice.
We decided to do a little dirty school girl and teacher role play. While I was getting changed into my school girl outfit he was trying his voice. So I see his voice box moving and I turn my volume up I swear he sounded like the devil. He kept trying everything but nothing worked. I told him instead of having wet dreams he was going to give me nightmares. Soooo I get to hear my favourite 5 letter word relog. So after he relogs he comes back and is still the devil until he realizes that he didn’t have his mic on and it was the built in mic in the laptop.
So once everything was in working order we head to hard alley. Contrary to what he says he have been there before to look around but we have been there before to fuck in the janitors room. He has a bad memory I guess cause I crashed that night mid fucking and it was late so we didn’t bother finishing. I have like a million landmarks from hard alley of places we had checked out before. So we were going to check out the wardens office. It had some poses balls every where but like I said in previous blogs pose balls don’t work that great if your hands are busy. We like something with a menu and he usually controls it cause both my hands are busy. The menu on the desk was bad so we checked out the library but it was about the same. We walked down the hall a bit and discovered the submission room.
We never usually waste and time and got right down to it. I think both if us had been waiting for it for most of the night. I like the whole submission and bondage thing so this was a fun place for me the poses were really good. Him telling me what to do was a huge turn on and he is talking nastier to me which I love. It was quite laggy there so for some of the poses he looked like he was just standing.When we had just started this naked women came in and sat and watched us for a bit. She left mid way though I think she got bored though cause we were on voice and not typing in local like I think most do there.
It got really hot really fast and didn’t take me long to beg for his cock. All the teasing had me so turned on I could barely stand it . I need his cock in me right that very second. We stayed for a bit after and checked out some other rooms there is some really good things in the other rooms as well that we still can check out and try sometime.
My rating for hard alley submission room is 4 out of 5 orgasms . It lost a point for the lag which made poses take forever to change to. But over all it was good hell I had waited for voice 5 days we could have been in a dumpster and I would have given it the same review. I was just concerned with voicing.

Cum-N-Go Diner

Bouncer--

So yesterday we threw about 10 names of some places on a notecard, and tulips picked a number between 1 and 10. We ended up heading to the Cum-n-Go Diner. Before heading to the Diner, we double checked to make sure our voice was working, with only one relog on my part it worked fine. I swear SL hates me sometimes when trying to go voice.

We get to the diner which is actually a skybox set up with an old fashioned diner, a car and sex poses spread out around the land. We end up checking out a few poses, voice was working great, so we get naked and settle on a 69 pose on the floor of the diner. Things get heated up really quick as the usually do, and guess what? We start having problems with voice. I guess the skybox was set up for no voice, so we both start having trouble. Tulips was very heated up, about to cum, and SL plays its evil trick on us and takes away our talking. Needless to say, that pretty much killed the mood for both of us, so we headed home as it was super late for both of us. Both of had danced at the clubs we work at, so it was late when we got started.

Rating the Cum-N-Go diner is going to be tough for me. The place has a bunch of
potential, but no voice for us sucks. For you emoters, there is plenty of poses to have fun on.

I give the Cum-N-Go 2 out 5 Stars. If they do away with the no voice, that would have brought their score up to probably 3.5 stars.

Tulips:

Cum –N- Go Diner was one of the places I had picked for the list from the random search. It looked interesting from the brief description in the search. I went ahead of time to check the place out to make sure it wasn’t a dud. There was a a few people there just standing around. When we went there together there was no one around at first I don’t know if he noticed but I did. Someone popped in mid 69 and said “Oh look a floor show”. Also if you look closely in the pic looks like a slave kneeling on the ground.

I liked the fact that the place was very open concept. If you’re looking for privacy not the place to go. There was pose balls set out everywhere throughout the sky box a good variety of them which is great. But if you’re like us and your hands are busy not so great cause you’d have to stop to click to get to a different pose ball set. So if you take the hands on approach you’re going to kind of half to stick to one pose which is what we did the 69.

Now the evil that was spoken about above. I NEVER EVER have trouble with voice never it’s always him. Like he said we did voice check before we got there this is a good idea since somebody has voice problems. So we get naked and hop on the pose ball things get hot fast ...Umm it always gets hot fast. The pose was good and voice was going really good... then all of a sudden I hear nothing. So I slow it down because I thought maybe he crashed and would be right back but he didn’t vanish. So I had to stop (ugh)and type to see what is going on and discover we have no voice .Needless to say a mood killer of all times to lose voice right at that moment when he had me just on the edge of cumming.

So we tp’d home to check voice there and nothing. I believe I might have mumbled that I fucking hated that place. So he relogged maybe twice I don’t know it was very late at this time. Relogging didn’t help and mine was still all messed up so... we scratched that and logged.

So my rating for the diner is not going to be a nice one at all. It gets a 1 out of 5orgasms It gets the one cause it was good until we lost the voice.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Liberty%20Central%20SE/20/158/752 <- Cum-N-Go Diner

Bouncers 2nd Movie

This is my second movie with PKP "Boardromm Meat-ing". I met with Charmaine prior to the movie to just BS, and get to know her. She hadnt done a movie yet, and it was more of a meet and greet to help her relax.

Bouncer's First Movie

This is my first movie with PinkKitten Productions "Brandy gets Bounced". Tulips and I thought it would be something fun to do, and our ultimate goal is to do a film together. I'd like to thank amykitten Parx, she is the director/producer/owner of PKP.

Tulips first XXX movie

My First move with Pinkkitten Productions

Jerkwater Porn Cinema

Bouncer:

I'd like to preface this review of the Jerkwater Porn and Orgy Room by saying that I look forward to blogging about our exploits around some of the sims in Second Life. I've been on SL for almost two years now, but until I met my perv in crime tulips, I hadn't done a lot of hands on stuff.

If any of you find you our little blog and want to recommend some places, please let us know. We are always exploring and looking for new places, and ways to expand our perviness. When tulips and I hit these places, we use voice in SL to talk to each other. Voice may not be your thing, maybe it’s emoting to each other, and whatever floats your boat. We enjoy voice with each other, and it’s a total turn on for both of us.

Ok to my review!

Since this was going to be our first blog, we decided to hit a place we had already been to. As tulips said, "baby steps" Once I was able to un-fuck my internet problems recently (DSL in rural bumfuck sucks), I have been able to watch streaming media in SL. I think we have been to Jerkwater two or three times now. Tonight was probably the most intense night.

The theatre is set up like any regular cinema; most of the theatre seats I clicked on are set up with poses in them. There are single seats, couple seats, a bed up at the top of the theatre, and some standing poses along the back of the theatre. In front of the theatre screen are tons of couple and orgy poses.

Tonight was the busiest night of the three times we have been there. There were two other couples having fun, and a few singles sitting in the theatre watching porn. (see photo, you can see one of the other couples) There are always people coming in and out, checking the place out and then leaving.

The theatre screen is very easy to use and there are directions on the wall on how to operate and select from over 30 movies. The good thing about the screen system is each avi in the theatre controls what he/she watches. Tulips and I picked the same movie and hit play at the same time, so we are both watching the same movie.

Out of the three times we have been to the Jerkwater, tonight was the most intense. She was very vocal tonight which a total turn is on. Of course hearing her voice is always a turn on!

We also had quite a few laughs after we got done fucking. I love noobs to death, I will actually go out of my way to help them out by passing skins, shapes, clothes, dances, whatever I have that transfers to help them get off to a good start on SL, but beware of noob men slapping on their freebie cock and trying to jump into the action, especially on some of the orgy poses.

(rating 4 out of 5 Stars) newer porn flicks would have got a 5 Star rating from me. I'm positive this won't be the last time we hit the Jerkwater.

Tulips:

Ok, first off I want to start off by saying that I’m not a partner in crime. I was an innocent girl until I was lead to the evil side and corrupted by the perv that gave you the review above. I proudly took off my halo when I had a taste of sin it was just too hard to resist. I’m super excited about this blog we always have so much fun on our sexual expeditions. It will be awesome to share some with other pervs so you can hopefully have the fun we do. I can’t wait to hear your comments and what places you enjoy spending your time at while you get your perv on in Second Life.

I’m going to try and review the best I can my brain gets a little mush on these adventures I’m usually pretty preoccupied. My reviews are probably going to be a lot shorter than his because of this. So as per usual we always have a rocky start on our fucking escapades. I get to hear my favourite word from Bouncer “relog” about 3 times before we actually get to start anything. So problems fixed we had to Jerkwater Porn Cinema and Orgy Room.

We have been here I think maybe two other times before to have fun and maybe a couple times just to check it out before. Both times that we have been there to fuck we sit in the front row it has a seat with a very good menu. Some of the menu choices include: cuddling, kissing, rubbing, sucking, eating, and bouncing. Between the video on the screen and what’s being said on voice it got heated fast. I think we only got to actually use two poses sucking and bouncing. We have tried the other poses previous times we had been there and I can assure you they are pretty good.

Most of the movie selection I would say has to be from the late 80’s early 90’s. So try and set your giggles and bad hair comments aside to enjoy the sexual aspect of the film. I would suggest previewing them before you pick one then you don’t get stuck with a cheesy one. It’s nice that you’re not forced to watch whatever one else in the theatre wants to watch it makes the experience a bit more personal.

Since not all of you use voice when being intimate with your partners your experience may be very different than ours. If you have the option and are not scared to you should definitely try voice I find it such a turn on. Well, Bouncer makes it a huge turn on he knows me enough by now to know what buttons to hit to drive me over the edge.

(rating out of 4.5 out of 5 orgasms) I gave it an extra .5 because voice was hot that night!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tainted%20Love/219/234/54 <-- to Jerkwater

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